Innovation is the one thing that makes the natural act of sex, all the more thrilling. It’s like the process of evolution got creative on overdrive. We’ve all been there. And more often than not, during the act – whether alone, or with a partner – one finds themselves doing things they would never have done earlier, or have no words for it. And while it’s all good that sex leaves you speechless, sometimes, in the most literal sense. But, there are certain terms, or slangs if you may, that really do up the ante when it comes to getting some; however that may be. Here’s a list of slangs that are typically sexual and describe various sexual acts that you’ve definitely been guilty of doing; however, you didn’t know the better words for them.
1. Dishonourable Discharge
To masturbate at home after having failed to find yourself a sex partner
Example: After the Tinder date went down hill, she was left with no option but to swing the dishonourable discharge way.
2. Masturwait
Waiting for porn video buffers while masturbating.
Example: Since the wifi was working intermittently, she had a long masturwait before she could get done and dressed to leave for work.
3. Smash
To have casual sex
Example: She just got out of a long term relationship and is only in a mood to smash for a while.
4. Power balling
The act of a man swinging his balls during sex
Example: He was power-balling as he rammed right into me during that drunken sex session.
5. Intercoarse
To have extremely rough sex
Example: Every time they have a fight, they make up by having some crazy intercoarse.
6. Keep the Change
A girl swallowing cum while performing oral sex
Example: So did she keep the change last night? She sure as hell did.
7. Cushioning
When your bae uses your booty as a pillow
Example: While watching a game of soccer on TV, my boyfriend passed out while cushioning.
8. Funch
A quickie during lunch
Example: She’d been feeling so horny that morning that she decided to skip lunch and get some funch instead!
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