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6 Women On Their First Porn Experiences Will Leave You Rethinking Your Own

6 Women On Their First Porn Experiences Will Leave You Rethinking Your Own

PORN! Now that I have your attention, it’s time we come out in the open and discuss the fact that every one of us has watched porn. And inevitably most of our first time experiences with porn have been embarrassing, awkward or just down right hilarious. So I decided to go around the POPxo office and ask my co-workers for their first-time confessions. At first they laughed but when i got persistent, they blurred out their highly amusing and slightly eccentric first encounters with the wild wild web.  

1. The Unsung Hero

It was back in school when I found out there is something on the internet that goes by the name of porn and that it is forbidden fruit for the less holier than thou. So, of course, I had to see it. I happened to stumble upon gay porn and I stayed glued to my screen, unable to believe the kind of things these guys were doing. This was right before lunch was announced in my house. I quickly switched off the desktop and sat on the dinner table. But, my hands wouldn’t stop shaking! I was so guilty about and scandalised of what I had just seen, I spent the entire day trying to avoid my parents’ gaze, with my hands trembling, uncontrollably for the most part of it. Until the next day when I went to school and bragged about it to a rather huge audience. That did make me the ‘cool chick’ for the longest time!

01 first time i watched porn

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2. A Sisterly Affair

The first time I watched porn wasn’t by accident, it was a well-planned out event, complete with setting a time and genre preference. I have always had more guy friends than girlfriends, and that streak started in high school. So of course my guy friends told me about it since I was an honorary brother and was missing out on the talks! I watched it when my parents were out, on the family computer in the family room. At first I was shocked, which turned into intrigue and finally elation, that something like this can be so easily accessible! The experience would have been a good one if only my sister would have stayed asleep that afternoon, and on catching me red-handed in the act, screamed blue murder as to what the hell I was watching! Seriously, she was like a woman possessed. I spent the rest of my afternoon trying to console her and convince her to not rat me out, and instead maybe join me on the next watch!

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3. A Horrible Accident

I was a huge fan of video games in school, and everyone who knew me was always an eager audience when I had the intriguing plot of a new game to narrate in class. All my life I studied in a school that did not encourage co-education, and hence we had a separate boys wing in the school building. However, our tuition classes were co-ed since we had the same teacher, and it was during one of these classes that my best guy friends spoke of a “role playing game” that they insisted I check out. Always up for a new challenge, I gladly took this one up on their suggestion and that night, went on to play the game in my room. Little did I know that the game was my initiation into the first ever interactive role play Hentai porn that I did NOT see coming (no pun intended)! The cherry on the cake was that I’d conveniently forgotten to put on headphones, and the sexual, moaning characters of the game were loud enough to get my younger brother inquisitive enough to walk into the room and scream his head off at the obscene visuals on my screen. I had to bribe him with my pocket money and make him swear he wouldn’t tell my parents, while I spent the next 20 minutes yelling at my guy friends on the phone for being such huge trolls and tricking me!

03 first time i watched porn

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4. An Act Of Vengeance

The first time I watched porn was an accident on my part and pure vengeance on my guy best friend’s part. This friend of mine was petrified of blood and I being the meanie that I was, sent him a pretty gory video (which looked really innocent on the face of it; but, I knew better). Since I did that to him, he took revenge by sending me an insanely scarring porn video. It looked like a normal scene from high school and I kept watching it waiting for the twist, and oh boy! What followed actually did scar me for life, the kinds of things the people were doing on screen still haunt me in my dreams (a little exaggeration is allowed, guys!) But anyway, not one of my best life memories at all!

5. Not A Big Fan

I never believed in watching porn. Like who wants to watch people having sex? One of my closest friends could not get over the fact that I had never watched porn. So we sat with a bottle of wine, some cigarettes and watched porn. While watching it my friend was a little turned on but all I could think of was why is she (the actor) putting this in her mouth. I also thought she might puke because it was so big. Like WTF. But in the end I watched it a couple more times and now it’s okay! I like watching porn now, but I stick to the amateur one, I don’t like watching girls gagging and peeing and all that crap. When you don’t get some then you have to help yourself and what better way than to watch porn?

05 first time i watched porn

6. Funky Family

I discovered my brother’s porn stash by accident and boy oh boy did it scar me for life! What attracted me to the CDs were their dodgy worn-out covers and harrowing (to my 13-year-old brain) images of men mounting naked women. What awaited me, was beyond my wildest imagination. Two women heating things up on a beach, in the middle of nowhere. I went to an all-girls’ school so all of this was like shantaam paapam for me. I fast-forwarded till the end as on-screen things seemed to be taking a turn only for the worst. But, I did shamelessly move on to watching some heterosexual humping sesh post that!

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06 Nov 2017

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