They come and go every month and we hate them! Our monthly periods are no stroll in the park. They cause troubles before coming and definitely while they persist. In fact, sometimes, they irritate us even when they’re gone. Basically, if period was a person, he’d probably be the worst kind of guy out there; and he’d have a bounty on his head.
But, knowing that there is no way of avoiding them; unless you plan on getting pregnant (and frankly, I don’t know about that just yet), here are 22 thoughts every one of us women knows to be true, every single month. Period!
No matter how far it is, in our heads, it’s just around the corner!
But, I am usually not, so it’s just THAT time of the month!
Ah! But it’s THAT time of the month no? So, how does it matter?
When other girls say they’re on their period and they look amazingly calm - But HOW?
When you’re sexually active but not getting your period…
Your period secretly - “Challenge accepted”!
I didn’t even have sex this month, what is this game now, dear period?
“Well, so many girls have tried this - I think I too can be a part of it - Umm, nevermind”
Couldn’t this cycle be once in three or four months? Why God, why?
Only if there was an invisible sanitary or tampon that could rescue us from feeling like there’s a cactus… down there!
What just leaked? Damn, me!
I think I have one more week, who will go all the way to the supermarket?
When your period shows up a few days before the due date - “Death and despair has entered my life.”
Because periods are for granny panties...period!
After all, the mood to dress up will just disappear once you’re on your period.
DO YOU HEAR THAT, WORLD?
“Why do bad things happen to good people?”
“Let’s dig out the baggy pants from the back of the closet”
“Great now uterus, why don’t you just kill me?”
Why God, WHY?
Not many of us like the 5-day lull…or wait, period sex is so much more fun!
Well, so much for small victories!