If you’re anything like me, life is one big movie set for you. You’ve always wanted Yash Raj to discover and direct you, Karan Johar to sit have coffee with you and Alia Bhatt to be your BFF. And who are we kidding, you know your bollywood obsession is just as out of hand as the jewellery in some of Sooraj Barjatya’s movies. So if you are a true bollywood lover, here are 15 things that you’ll totally relate to and have happened to you at some point of time!
So are your instagram captions, your whatsapp statuses and your snapchat stories.
...And are always on the lookout for excuses to use this knowledge!
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Most of the time you are the anonymous source quoted in articles!
It’s a talent like none other!
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Only to go on to spend your honeymoon in Switzerland wearing chiffon sarees.
Disrespect like that is never tolerated!
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This is the holy trinity that taught you everything you know!
Taimur is just as dear to you as your own nephew, maybe even dearer but you cannot say that out aloud! And Roohi and Yash are absolutely adorable!
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And you probably do it better than any of those actresses.
After all, live life king size!
You will never see life through rose tinted glasses again!
You’ve already decided on 10 functions, 15 lehengas and exactly 22 choreographed performance.
All my money goes to either Bollywood or pretending I’m in Bollywood.
Even when you’re having an arranged marriage, you can’t help but hope it’s like Socha Na Tha.
That and a bucket of chocolate ice cream. Ready for Suryavansham re-runs!