A shout out to all the single ladies out there! While being single has its own perks, being the only single one in your friends’ circle does make you the butt of some of the funniest and most annoying comments. Here is a list of some things that you’ve probably heard at one point or another if you are the only single girl in your friends’ group.
Thanks for pointing that out. * Feels awkward *
Maybe they are not so high after all, given that I am friends with you.
Yes, but not as weird as being friends with you!
Why don’t you try keeping your advice to yourself and the likes of it? #JustSaying
I mean you can always break up. Just trying to be helpful here!
I am the mind-your-own-business sorta girl!
You don’t say!
And you must be the crazier sorts to actually be making that remark!
Kuch na kaho, kuch bhi na kaho…. * plays in the background *
And you care because….?
Haha no my favourite song is Strip That Down For Me. What do you have to say about that? #GirlHasGotGame
Yeh sunne se pehle main marr kyu nehi gayi… * goes all dramatic *
Ah, am I his replacement now?
Yeh advice free ki de rahe ho ya charge karte ho? Kyunki chhute nehi hai mere paas. Geet from Jab We Met, we love you!
Awww, consolation is exactly what I needed. * sense the sarcasm *