Have you ever had the most mind-blowing sex but didn’t know what to say after? All you want to do is tell your man how amazing he has just made you feel but you have no clue as to how to articulate that. Yup, that happens more often than you think. Here are 13 amazing and sexy things to say to him after a great sex session!
1. ‘That was worthy of a million high-fives all at once!’
Too bad, we only have two hands!
2. ‘You should totally be the King of the world!’
Only a King could make you feel this way, right?
3. ‘I could say you were great but that would be a HUGE understatement.’
*searches for ‘great’ synonyms*
4. ‘Baby, you were so amazing. I am going to order an entire pizza for you!’
Bae > Pizza…this one time, okay?
5. ‘You know what? Next time…change absolutely nothing!’
He’s amazing just the way he is!
6. ‘You’re the male version of Aphrodite!’
The insane sex God that he is!
7. ‘Hey, have you ever thought about writing a book?’
Those tricks need to be written down ASAP!
8. ‘That was simply the BEST!’
Simple and effective.
9. ‘I’m sorry but you were so good, I am going to have to chain you to this bed for the rest of your life.’
Sorry, not sorry!
10. ‘I will say YES to your body a gazillion times!’
And to everything else too!
11. ‘So what are you doing for every night in the foreseeable future?’
Because we have some plans to make.
12. ‘And the best sex award goes to…’
HIM. HIM. HIM.
13. ‘Should we go for it again?’
Is there any better compliment than going for round two?
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