sex riddles

10 *Sex* Riddles To Make Him Laugh AND Turn Him On!

Sharon Alphonso

Beauty Writer

For a girl who likes to spice things up in the bedroom, we know a few naughty riddles that will instantly get your man in the mood. They’re not only sexy but hilarious at the same time. From subtly getting the hint to tempting him to hop right in bed with you, you must try these at least once on him. Are you ready to give them a shot? Awesome! Here are 10 sex riddles to ask your guy to get him in the mood and make him ROFL. Woo him away, tigress!

1. You play with it at night and it vibrates in your hand. What is it?

Answer: A cell phone! What were you thinking, ehh?

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2. You’ll find them in different sizes. If it’s chilly outside, it drips. And, if you blow it, it feels like heaven. What is it?

Answer: A nose, you dirty mind! *wink*

3. Unless you spread it, you can’t enjoy it. What is it?

Answer: If you thought butter, then you’re correct!

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4. What’s long and hard and has the word ‘cum’ in it?

Answer: A ‘cuCUMber’, Duh!

5. It has two feathery hoops and is used to chain you in bed. What is it?

Answer: A pair of sexy handcuffs, of course.

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6. What holds your buns firmly and makes them look round and pretty?

Answer: Nope, not a hair tie, it’s your old friend, the thong!

7. What’s the white, sticky stuff most girls like, but instead of swallows, spits out?

Answer: A toothpaste! Get it?

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8. What goes in hard and comes out wet, squishy and sticky?

Answer: Bubble gum! What were you thinking?

9. You can’t taste it until you undress it. What is it?

Answer: A banana! It’s pretty obvio, no?

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10. You have to blow it to play with it. What is it?

Answer: Did you think balloon too? Same pinch!

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Published on Aug 10, 2017
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