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Ladies, never ever doubt how much we miss you when you’re away. We know that many of you do - mostly because you tell us point blank that you don’t believe us when we tell you that we miss you. We really mean it. And we won’t deny it - many of the thoughts we have about you during that time are kinda dirty. Here’s an honest insight into your man’s mind - the naughty thoughts guys have when they miss their girlfriends!
Because, you know, it’s sexy to feel horny at the same time!
Now, you may or may not even own a certain piece of clothing, but you bet your ass we’ve imagined you in it.
Is that too much to ask, really? We just want to hug you. And then maybe…
Facetime, Snapchat, there are just so many options to pick from! But pick something please!
You know you can make anything sound hot, right? That’s your superpower.
We’ll come back to the phone sex thing at a later time though. But we play it safe sometimes too!
Because, WOW. And just… WOW. And we’re not even talking about the naughty pictures here - just any picture of you!