Let’s be honest, we all love ourselves some dirty, adult jokes! They’re hilarious even if they’re slightly inappropriate and we can never get enough of them! So here are 15 dirty jokes that’ll make you instantly crack up!
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The police have since then been on a lookout for hardened criminals!
After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, ‘Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!’ The woman says, ‘Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!’
One’s a Goodyear and the other one is a great year!
After five minutes, the same man calls back: It is okay, I found another one.
Cumming of age!
Wife: What’s 68?
Husband: You do it to me and I’ll owe you one!
Don’t make me come in there!
Can a hooker get ‘layed off’?
Her mom said ‘you should have asked me last night, it was at the tip of my tongue.’
A great thing ruined by a period!
Friend 2: Of course! How many people are coming?
Friend 1: Three, if you bring your girlfriend.
In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, ‘I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!’ The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, ‘That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!’
Hold onto your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob!