The worst thing about being in a relationship but not living together yet? Not being able to have sex whenever we like. This phase, no matter how romantic it may be, can be very sexually frustrating, ladies. So when boyfriends feel horny as hell – this is what we do!
1. Stalk their girlfriends on social media
Because we just love looking at you! And let’s be honest, no matter how long we’ve been together, there are still some hot pictures of you that we haven’t seen!
2. Send them the standard ‘send nudes’ text
Well, what else are we supposed to do but try our luck in such a situation? Yes, sure, we do lack originality but what can we say? All the blood in our body is flowing elsewhere.
3. Plan their next sexcapade
Because our imaginations can run really, really wild and it’s fun to plan out exact moves to make you scream the next time we get to have our way with you.
4. Try clicking a sexy picture
Just in case you aren’t feeling horny, we would love to change that by sending you a hot picture. Or, at least, we try to. And maybe we secretly hope that you might reciprocate!
5. Try to initiate phone sex
Because no matter what you believe, when we’re horny, you really are all that we think about. And if we can’t be with you, the phone (or facetime) sex is really the next best thing!
6. Just ignore the horniness
There are times when we’re horny but not in a place to do anything about it. Could be at work, in the car or at a restaurant. That’s when we just have to focus on a different task, distract ourselves and ignore that hard on until…it goes away.
7. Take a very very cold shower
Another good solution for sexual frustration – cold showers! Sure, they’re a bit hard to get used to but they’re the only option sometimes. Most of us have made peace with that.
8. Workout or go running
Honestly, feeling horny is a great energizer. We are so full of energy during those times that physical activity actually helps us release it gradually and in a productive way. We can push ourselves harder than usual!
9. Um, well, jack off (duh!)
Because, what else is there to do?! If we have privacy, it’s the obvious solutions to our predicament. Maybe we’ll even watch some porn while we’re at it. Or stare at those nudes you sent earlier!
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