Having sex for the first time is a huge deal! You’re nervous, a little scared but oh-so-ready for it. Even then, there are weird and hilarious thoughts that go through our minds while having sex! Here are 17 thoughts every girl has when having sex for the first time!
1. ‘Finally, I’m having sex! I’ve been waiting for this for so long!’
*Rubbing palms together*
2. ‘Oh God, I’m going to be completely naked in front of him! Is he going to like what he sees?’
Enter all forgotten insecurities!
3. ‘Should I lie down like this or like this?’
*Mentally switching positions to look sexier*
4. ‘I have no idea what to do! I really hope he knows what to do better than I do.’
We can’t both be lost and clueless!
5. ‘Should I help him put on the condom. Oh no! That looks a little complicated.’
Don’t want to mess this thing!
6. ‘I hope it doesn’t hurt. I hope it doesn’t hurt! Ow, it does.’
Everyone who said it wouldn’t is lying!
7. ‘Is he going to find my inexperience sexy? Or just a turn off?’
Sexy, let’s go for sexy today!
8. ‘There are so many things to do to so many body parts. This is nothing like the movies…’
It’s not as effortless as the movies make it seem.
9. ‘Are these sounds that I’m making normal?’
I’m loud and out of control. Do I sound like a baby seal?
10. ‘Are these noises that my vagina is making, normal?’
Have to be! My vagina is awesome!
11. ‘Where do I put my hands now? And now? And now?’
12. ‘This position is awkward and uncomfortable. Let me move a little so that he understands.’
How long do I have to be on my knees? *Wink*
13. ‘Is this supposed to take this long? I want to try something else now!’
But this is amazing. I want more!
14. ‘…But it is better than the movies. That is amazing!’
Right when the first wave of pleasure hits!
15. ‘Is it supposed to hurt? Is this slight pain normal?!’
Let’s not think about it!
16. ‘And now we cuddle! Yes!’
This is blissful too!
17. ‘Or maybe round 2 if he’s up for it!’
I need more. I’m addicted to this now!