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Girls, all of us have a few things that we don’t share with our guy and it’s okay. We can share those things with them when the time is right. And just like us, men also have certain thoughts that they don’t usually share with their girlfriends. So, here is a thread we found on Reddit where guys shared the things they really, really want to tell girls but they don’t. So read on and find out what goes inside a man’s brain!
Anonymous answers on Reddit: Things women don't seem to understand about men:
a. When your man's being all silent and you ask him what he's thinking about, and he says ‘nothing,’ he really is thinking of nothing. Men can do that.
b. Guys check out girls and love porn, but that doesn't reflect on you or your body in any way. To use an example, I watch Top Gear, but that doesn't mean I'm about to sell my house and a kidney to go buy an Ariel Atom.
c. You're not really fat. No, really. Today women seem to think that if they weigh more than a large smartphone, this means they're morbidly obese pigs that no man would want to love and/or sleep with. As far as I'm concerned, if my wife gets on top of me and my internal organs don't spill out of me like a tube of toothpaste, then I'm happy.
Anonymous answers on Reddit: An eyebrow raise and a glance to the side can get more information across to a friend in a couple of seconds than is possible in a few minutes of talking.
Dromoe answers on Reddit: We don't consider masturbation cheating. It's just a cure for boredom and insistent erections.
Smoothisfast22 answers on Reddit: If there's something that can be done by throwing it or tossing it, we'll do that instead of carrying it to the trash can or garbage etc.
Theshazam answers on Reddit: Under no circumstances can a girl order a salad then make googley eyes at my delicious steak and complain when I don't share it. JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!
SlimandNone answers on Reddit: We need guy time.
Ihatewolves answers on Reddit: ‘I'm tired. I don't feel like talking.’
THINGS THIS DOESN'T MEAN
a. I want to break up
b. Oh my God you are annoying
c. I'm cheating on you
d. Remember that random girl I accidently bumped into yesterday? We're getting married.
e. I have some deep issue that I need to talk to you about but I just don't know how to start the conversation
f. I don’t like you anymore
THINGS THIS DOES MEAN
‘I'm tired. I don't feel like talking.’
You can read the full thread here on Reddit.