There are many things a guy would like to tell his girlfriend if he was being honest - some good, some not-as-good. But then there are the things a guy wants to tell his girlfriend's boobs - and trust us, they're ALL good. Go on then, ladies, our thoughts are all laid out for you here, completely uncensored!
Both of you are just so beautiful!
No, really, it's high up there on our list.
But, you know, you're for our eyes only.
You're a sight for sore eyes, after all.
Even though it does no real justice.
It's almost unhealthy.
No, we're not saying this to (just) get laid.
Some of them are way too explicit...
For different reasons, but still.
And the excitement just never goes down.