There are many things a guy would like to tell his girlfriend if he was being honest - some good, some not-as-good. But then there are the things a guy wants to tell his girlfriend's boobs - and trust us, they're ALL good. Go on then, ladies, our thoughts are all laid out for you here, completely uncensored!
1. I can never really decide which one of you I love more.
Both of you are just so beautiful!
2. Waking up to you is the best way to wake up.
No, really, it's high up there on our list.
3. If I could, I would make your picture my phone wallpaper.
But, you know, you're for our eyes only.
4. Everytime I see you, I actually do take a mental picture.
You're a sight for sore eyes, after all.
5. And I think of that mental picture when I can't see the real thing.
Even though it does no real justice.
6. Because let's face it, I miss you guys a lot.
It's almost unhealthy.
7. You grow more beautiful with every day that goes by.
No, we're not saying this to (just) get laid.
8. I have some fantasies involving you that I'll probably never mention.
Some of them are way too explicit...
9. I love to get you out of that bra just as much as you like to get out of it.
For different reasons, but still.
10. Everytime I see you, it feels like the very first time.