Isn’t it just super annoying when people pass outrageous comments on how you look or your relationship status? It’s especially annoying when people scan the way you look and in a patronizing tone ask, ‘Oh, have you gained weight?’ and you have to put on a fake smile and say ‘I guess, yeah’ only to go through a lecture on all the home remedies that could help you reduce weight. Um, how about no? Have you ever thought maybe I want to gain weight? I mean, it’s all about being healthy - not skinny or fat! It’s time to give it back, girls! Here are 15 replies for the next time someone asks you ‘Hey, have you gained weight?’
Doesn’t feel so great now, does it?
Then quickly walk away like you didn’t just say that!
Give ‘em a twirl while you’re at it!
They just won’t know what hit them!
That’s right, we’re turning the tables!
Subtle insults are the way to go, my friends!
Secretly point at them in your head while you say this!
Stay positive, no matter what! *wink*
Add a wink while you walk away!
Just trying to save the world, y’all!
Or you could eat them right off this planet!
Bang on, right?!
You got it right, girl!
That’s all, folks!