Girls, there are different ways your boyfriend tells you when he is in the mood for sex, doesn’t he? He’s sometimes direct and sometimes he says really cute things which turn you on. But for us girls, well we sometimes shy away when it’s our turn to tell our guys when we want to have sex! So here is a thread we found on Reddit where men shared the funniest ways their girls hinted them at having sex. Read them all now!
1. The one where she said it – quick and straight
Captainlolcano answers on Reddit: ‘Take off your pants’ ‘right now?’ ‘Yes right now’, always seems to work… about as romantic as a plank full of nails, but always seems to work!
2. The one where she Shakespeare-d it!
BitchYouBreakfast answers on Reddit: ‘Come hither, my dear lover, and render asunder my meat curtains with your dude stick.’
3. The one where she made it smooth
M_bishop answers on Reddit: ‘Honey, it’s time to do the sexy work.’
4. The one where she didn’t like the pants so much…
KlousGT answers on Reddit: ‘You are wearing entirely too much pants.’
5. The one where she made the ‘big sale’ interesting for him!
Celeryzamfir answers on Reddit: Did you hear about the big sale?! All clothes, 100% off!
6. The one where she kept it short and spicy!
Lawashb08a answers on Reddit: The best booty call text my flatmate received was so elegant. It was simply ‘sex’, and he went running.
7. The one where she turned out to be a conversation wizard…
Fetusfromspace answers on Reddit: One girl I was dating would text golden lines: ‘Whatchudoin?’ ‘Changing my car’s oil and you?’ ‘Well, I just bought a new dress and I wanted to show you how I look without it on.’
You can read the full thread here on Reddit.
These surely worked!
