Trial room conversations with oneself are a real thing guys! No, you’re not deluded; you are oh-so-normal! Here are some thoughts every girl has in the trial room when she’s out shopping for new clothes!
1. Why does this damn thing have a curtain instead of a door? What if it opens?
2. These large mirrors are making me feel insecure about my big butt now!
3. On the other hand, my hair and skin are looking great! Hmm, the mirrors aren’t that bad!
4. I can’t decide if I like this top. Wait; let me open my hair and check!
5. I need to think of what all it will go with before I buy it.
6. Ooooh, I love this dress! *Looks at price tag* NEVER MIND!
7. Where is my bestie? I told her to wait outside! I need a second opinion!!!
8. I’m not sure if these jeans fit well. I need to sit and check!
9. Also, I should have waxed for this occasion. Anything short is looking so bad on me!
10. LOVE this off shoulder top. *Does a sexy dance*
11. How did I almost forget to take a selfie?!
12. Trial room selfies are the friggin’ best!
13. Should have probably kept my phone on silent though. I bet everyone heard the ‘clicking’ sound.
14. Not sure if I want to buy this dress. Let me ask my friends for their opinion on Snapchat! Yay or nay?
15. Trying the actual clothes is soooo much better than shopping online!
16. I could do this all day!
17. On second thoughts, let me wrap this up, I’m getting hungry!
18. I got pants in the wrong size. Who is going to go get the right ones?! Chuck it; they aren’t that cute anyway.
19. Oh! The snapchat opinions are in – the dress is a definite YAY!
20. Dang! This T-shirt is hella cute but I’m wearing the wrong bra so I can’t decide.
21. I’m going to be so broke if I buy all this stuff.
22. But but…look how cute I look!!!
23. OMG, I’m exhausted! All that clothes-trying has made me so tired.
24. Let’s face it though - best-workout-ever!!!
25. But now it's time for billing… SHIT!