‘Sex On The Beach’ & 9 Other Sex Adventures NOT To Try!

‘Sex On The Beach’ & 9 Other Sex Adventures NOT To Try!

It is a universally accepted fact that sex is awesome and there is no denying it. However, even with sex, there are a few things that you just shouldn't try! Here are 10 sex adventures you might want to skip completely. Don't say we didn't warn you!

1. Sex On The Beach

While movies have sold sex on the beach to us as something extremely romantic, the reality is quite different. Lying on the sand for the long periods of time is uncomfortable in itself and just imagine getting wet sand in sensitive areas… So uncomfortable, to say the least!

2. Porn Inspiration

While watching porn with your partner can be quite an adventure, trying out the same with your partner may not be the best idea you’ve had. Adult movie stars have a lot of experience as well as the benefit of a perfect camera angle that makes it look like it's so easy when it clearly isn’t!

3. Kamasutra Sex

We might be from the land of Kamasutra, but we don’t have the flexibility to recreate those famous sex moves (unless you have the flexibility of an acrobat!). Don’t hurt your back trying to imitate one of the girls in the images, girl!

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4. The Mile High Club

Joining the Mile High Club is a fantasy for most but it is uncomfortable to even think about for some! The washrooms are extremely small and they are near the air hostess’ cabin. Also, imagine walking out of the washroom and running into somebody who is waiting to use the washroom! Oh, the horror! Unless there is a private jet involved, this really doesn't sound appealing.

5. Going Down While Driving

Your man is driving and you’re craving some action so you decide to go down on him... NOT! It is a risky thing to do and might land you in the hospital. I don’t think that’s what you meant when you told him, ‘Baby, relax, I want you to have a good time!’

6. Quickie At Work

Porn has got this wrong as well! You may want to hook up with the office hottie but remember, it may be against your contract and might end up costing you your job. If you’re lucky and none of that happens, office gossip can also damage your professional reputation.

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7. Drunk Sex… With A Stranger

Don’t get us wrong! We’re not against one night stands or drunk sex but the two mixed together can be a deadly combination. You’re going to be drunk and thinking about protection might just come to you as an afterthought. You might not even remember if you used it or not! And who knows what STIs you might contract in this situation.

8. Shower Sex

Just imagine this. Water running, wet floor and you trying to have sex! Sounds difficult, right? Also, he’s going to have to pick you up for a long, long time and his back might give in at any point. And we all know that water really doesn’t make for a great lubricant. So what’s the redeeming factor here, again?

9. Tricky Sex Toys

Sex toys are great and can add the necessary spice to your sex life. But sex toys can also be a little tricky to use and might hurt you if you don’t know how to use them properly. So before trying out a new sex toy, make sure you know how to use it on yourself and your partner to avoid any mid-sex mishaps!

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10. Going All Natural

We’ve seen and read about people having sex out in nature by a campsite or in a park behind a tree. But have you ever wondered about the logistics of it? Greenery also means bugs and these bugs might end up in weird places. Also, just think about all the places you could be poked by twigs. Doesn’t sound that inviting anymore, does it?

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