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‘Hey, I lost my number. May I borrow yours?’, ‘ Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!’ Well, if you are a girl, we are sure you must have come across some of these super cheesy pickup lines. In such situations, where ignoring doesn’t seem like the best thing to do, a witty comeback is a must. We selected some of the best responses to cheesy pickup lines on Quora and they are so much fun to read.
Himadri Shekhar answers on Quora: By using anti pick up lines!
a. “Hey! Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
“Not as much as this conversation.”
b. “Girl, looks like we are going to be a part of a romantic novel.”
“I’m into short horror stories.”
c. “Are you made up of Fluorine, Iodine and Neon? Because you are FINe”
“No! I’m made of Nitrogen and Oxygen, and that’s a NO.”
Mehak Bassi answers on Quora: I laugh! I’ve had my fair share of being on the receiving end of cheesy pickup lines, and I can’t do much about them but just laugh. Once a guy said to me ‘I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?’ - I laughed and gave him a wrong number!
a. “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
“Did it hurt when they kicked you out of Hell?”
b. “You look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
“You look a lot like the guy I turned down 2 seconds ago.”
Shrestha answers on Quora: Huh! cheesy pick-up lines? Lemme tell ya, they’re not using fresh cheese in it, it feels like stale cheese scraped off from the bottom of a used utensil from previous night. Here are some that have been flung on me:
a. Are you wi-fi ? Coz I’m definitely feeling a connection.
Me- (With a straight face again) Yeah! I’ve been known to transfer some viruses through such connections.
b. If I would have been an octopus, all my three hearts would beat for you.
Me: (With a smug face this time) If I would have been an octopus, all of my eight hands would have slapped you one-by-one.
Nazia Zabin Memon answers on Quora: There is one hilariously kick ass story that fails to go out of my memory. Loosen up your jaw my fellas, the cheesiness is out to splurge.
At a bar, a guy comes up to a girl and a couple of drinks down asks,
“Where do we head, your place or mine?”
Girl replies, “Both. You got to yours. I go to mine”
You can read the full thread here.
We can’t stop laughing! What about you?