From ah-mazing orgasms to painful bikini waxes, our vaginas go through a lot. As fragile as they may seem at times, those babies can actually take poundings! If you know what we mean. Have you ever wondered what they think when you’re trying to get all smooth and clean down there? No. You only think about yourself. Here are 20 funny thoughts every vagina has during those hair removal sessions! 1. ‘Okay, here we are again.’ 2. ‘Do we really have to do this?’ 3. ‘OMG, here I am… Completely naked in front of a stranger, AGAIN!’ 4. ‘*When the parlour lady pulls the first strip* OMFG! I can never ever get used to this!’ 5. ‘What exactly is the parlour aunty looking at so intently? Does she want to find her way to Narnia down here?’ 6. ‘I can’t believe you’re doing this for *him*!’ 7. ‘Would he do this for YOU?’ 8. ‘Okay, take a deep breath… It won’t hurt as much as the first time.’ 9. ‘It’s going to be over in 10 seconds, hold on tight!’ 10. ‘Damn this sticky hot wax!’ 11. ‘Nevermind… It’s going to be oh-so-smooth after.’ 12. ‘Okay there goes aunty’s hand on the clit’ - what is she trying to do?’ 13. ‘She's gonna pull it. She's gonna pull it. She's gonna pull it!!!’ 14. Whatt? This was just one side? HELL NO!’ 15. ‘Is that boy even worth this thing, woman?’ 16. ‘OH GOD! I want to just run away! This is a nightmare!’ 17. ‘Here comes another one. I think I can handle this now!’ 18. ‘HELL NO! IS SHE TRYING TO DETACH ME FROM YOU?!’ 19. ‘I don’t know why you have to do this every two months!’ 20. ‘Phew! All clean, I can finally breathe for good two months until the devil returns to hell!’ GIFs: Giphy, Tumblr
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