#HeSays: 10 Thoughts EVERY Guy Has Had About Blow Jobs!

Let me speak for the general male population here – men love blow jobs. We do. We love sex too, of course, but blow jobs have a special place in our lives. Here are some thoughts about blow jobs most guys have had – at some point or another!

1. When am I going to get my next blow job?

*Counting down the minutes*

2. If I had to pick between sex and blow jobs, though…

What would I do?

3. Is there anything in the world that’s better than a blow job?

Nah, who am I kidding?

4. I remember that time she gave me that insane blow job…

Even thinking about it makes me horny.

5. Does sending dick pics really make a guy get more blow jobs?

Like, would a girl look at the photo and think, ‘I want that in my mouth’?

6. I wish she would let me record it once…

So I can watch it when I can’t have the real thing.

7. What would it be like to get a blow job…by two girls? At the same time?

Oh, damn… OH, DAMN.

8. Whoever came up with the idea of blow jobs must have been a genius.

We owe him (or her) so much.

9. Would she want to give me a blow job more often if I… brought some whipped cream or something to use?

Okay, no, that’s just weird. Right?

10. I wish I could get a blow job right now.

*Every second of every day* #NotEvenKidding

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