‘I want to have coitus with you’ - said no one ever! Get over the stringent, straightjacketed words in the Oxford English Dictionary and embrace the funk and inherent charm of slang words, especially the mischievous sexual ones. Here are a few sex slang words you should definitely add to your vocabulary.
Nothing about the word boink suggests it as a suitable synonym for sexual intercourse. But this word, which otherwise means hitting someone, is also a popular slang used to describe the action of having sex.
If the word masturbation is a bit too on-the-nose for you… By all means, feel free to diddle. *Wink*
Feeling an anxious need to have sex? You are probably a bit mantsy.
4. Vagina funeral
When a person puts you off so much, nothing he does, could possibly redeem your vagina. That’s a vagina funeral for you.
Sascrotch is pubic hair gone awry and wild with its growth spurt. Sascrotch alludes to unkempt pubic hair which throw off a prospective sexual partner.
The time that you are waiting for your adult movie to buffer while masturbating.
7. Going to the boneyard
Heading to have sex? Yes, you are going to the boneyard alright!
The act of orgasming got a 21st-century upgrade. It’s called gazzing.
All those times when you are running late for something, owing to a sexual encounter!
When you are having sex in the proximity of a mirror and you strike flattering poses, amazed at how fine you are looking. Yup, that’s called vogueing!
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Published on Apr 04, 2017