Every girl has a love-hate relationship with her boobs. We’ve been frenemies since day 1! Love them or hate them, boobs sure do have a mind of their own, one that we usually don’t agree with. Here are a few things boobs would say if they could talk…
1. ‘Uh, we’re telling you, he’s a total creep! He has been staring at us, NOT you!’
Boobs are exceptionally observant. They can figure out who the weirdos are!
2. ‘Why do you like my sister more than me? We're twins!!’
Many of us love (or give attention to) one of them more than the other, right? No one likes to feel ignored. Poor baby!
3. ‘Can you free us from this prison or must we die here?’
They hate bras with the same fiery passion we do!
4. ‘We hurt everywhere AND we’re bloated? Add this extra weight to our woes. Worst day ever!!’
One word: Periods. Enough said.
5. ‘Girlfriend, not to be mean, but we hate that button down.’
They're not enjoying this peekaboo game either, you know!