15 Adorable Facebook Statuses For The *Just Married* Girl! | POPxo

15 Adorable Facebook Statuses For The *Just Married* Girl!

Smriti Notani

Guest Contributor

You know what they say, right?! If it’s not on Facebook, did it even happen? We all know that declaring your new-found marital status on social media is (almost) as important as the act of getting married itself. So get ready to be newest funny, witty, and adorable Mrs in town – not without a little help from us of course! Pick your facebook status post wedding here!

1. For the mushy but sincere bride


Was that a dream? #GenuineQuestion

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2. For the ecstatic bride!


OMG OMG OMG OMG <3 Can’t believe it’s done!!!

3. For the informative bride


Life Version 2.0 Begins Now

4. For the funny and witty bride


Uh oh! Did we just promise to put up with each other’s annoying habits forever?

5. For the sassy bride!


Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right and the other is the husband.

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6. For the tired bride


Can’t decide what I need more – two weeks of sleep, a hug, or ten tequila shots? #married

7. For the honest bride


I’m a wife! *Awkward silence while that sinks in*

8. For the bride who’s a little extra


Mildly depressed I’ll never be a bride again! #TBH

9. For the bride who’s feeling thankful


Thank you all for being a part of our wedding. We hope your hangovers have finally worn off!

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10. For the bride who’s feeling emotional


Will it be too dramatic if I admit that I’m already missing home?

11. For the cheeky bride


Marriage is a union of two souls. It is also an official excuse to be gross around each other. *Burp*

12. For the bride who’s excited for the honeymoon


Thank you all for the excitement you showed at our wedding. This is an official statement asking you all to leave us alone for the next 15 days!  #HoneymoonDiariesBegin

13. For the bride who appreciates the small stuff!


My husband woke me up today. What a great way to upgrade your alarm clock. #marriage

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14. For the bride who knows what’s coming up


Aaaaannnddd it’s done! Let the cliché shaadi-shudaa jokes begin!

15. For the romantic bride


So this is what happily ever after looks like…

GIFs: Giphy, Tumblr
Published on Mar 31, 2017
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