There are a few milestones in a guy’s life that are considered sacred by all of us. Getting our first salary, drinking our first beer, driving a car… These are all some obvious ones. And so is getting a blow job from our girlfriends. Yes, every single blow job is a milestone in itself. And here is what guys think during a blow job!
1. Dude, whoa, wait, what?
2. I think I know where this is headed (YES, pun intended!) – but I don’t want to get my hopes too high.
3. Okay, now I can’t believe this is actually happening.
4. I actually wasn’t expecting this at ALL tonight.
5. Wow, she’s the best girlfriend EVER.
6. Do blow jobs keep getting better or is it just in my head?
7. Am I supposed to do something? Anything? I’ve forgotten the protocol here!
8. She’s doing pretty well without me doing anything ,though.
9. ‘Well’? Okay, slash that! She’s doing a MIND-BLOWING job. (Yes, that was intentional too.)
10. Okay, why is she looking at me looking at her?
11. I hope I’m not making that weird face I make again.
12. Damn it, I still can’t believe this is happening!
13. How do I tell her that I’m close? Should I just tap on her shoulder? What was the official signal again?!
14. But I don’t want this to ever end!
15. Okay, that’s it, I’m just going to tell her.
16. BEST. FEELING. IN. THE. WORLD.
17. So… When is the next one going to be?
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