So you’re with your guy and you both are totally into it, but you still kinda want to know what is going through his head? Well, here it is then, ladies. THIS is what guys think while making out – well, okay, most of us, at least. Don’t say we didn’t warn you, though!
1. Hmm, her lips taste like cherries. So soft!
2. Wow, this position is, uh, a bit uncomfortable. Can I just move like…this and shift her leg…here. There, better!
3. Ooo, tongue! Wait, now she tastes of coffee. And slightly minty.
4. Did the sandwich I just ate before this have onions? God, I hope not.
5. Can I bite her lip? Or are we not there yet?
6. Wow, her body feels so…nice.
7. What do I even do with my hands, though? They’re just sitting there at her waist.
8. Is there a protocol for this? I want to feel her up, but what if she doesn’t want me to? Is there a signal I should be looking out for?
9. She’s a really good kisser… Wait, but, how good a kisser am I? Maybe only one of us is good. How to tell?!
10. Are we going to have sex?
11. Okay, brain, shut it, we’re not even at the boob stage yet.
12. But once we get there, does that mean sex?
13. Wow, there really needs to be a manual for this.
14. Am I using too much tongue? Maybe I should break and kiss her neck for a bit…
15. Wow, we really needed that break, huh? Can finally breathe properly.
16. OKAY, she’s moving my hand, and OH, boobs. Yes, boobs.
17. I’m so totally on top of my game right now.
18. Even though, technically, she’s on top!
19. Details. I’m just happy to be getting action.
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