20 Things To Say (Or NOT Say) To Flirt With Your New Crush!

20 Things To Say (Or NOT Say) To Flirt With Your New Crush!
When it comes to winning his heart, impress the handsome lad with words. Play your cards well by smothering him with flirty compliments and he’ll be in your arms in no time! Here are 10 things you should say and 10 things you should avoid saying to your new crush. Cute Things To Say To Him

1. Have you been working out lately? Because that body looks so damn fine *Wink*

Flex for me, baby! I bet you look super hot while working out too.

2. My friend canned on me AGAIN! I still have an extra ticket, do you want to watch a movie together?

Yup, it’s just an excuse I made so that I can spend some more time with you!

3. Did I ever tell you that you look dashing in white?

Tbh, I wouldn’t mind seeing you in white boxers too. 3 impress your crush

4. I’m having a party at my place tonight, you should totally come!

I want to get to know you better, and at the end of the party, I probably want to kiss those soft lips of yours too.

5. I want to know everything about you! Your likes, dislikes, hobbies, kinky fetishes, everything!

I’m all ears! Tell me what’s your world like?

6. I’d love to take you out to dinner. My treat!

I also know that it’s an offer that’s too delicious to refuse. What time should I pick you up? 6 impress your crush

7. How do you manage to look like a greek god every single day?

No, seriously… you manage to put Hrithik Roshan’s body to shame.

8. I don’t know if anyone has told you this, but I think any girl would be lucky to have you as her boyfriend!

I have a confession to make - I’m guilty of putting my name on top of that list.

9. You’re really good at Math, can you come over and tutor me sometime?

Even if I’m brilliant at math, watching you teach and explain it to me will be beyond adorbs!
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10. Whenever I hear your voice, my day instantly feels better.

You’re my cheerleader and you make me so happy. Not-so-cute things NOT to say to him

11. Why did you and your ex break up?

Not my circus, not my monkeys.

12. WhatsApp tells me you’ve read my message. Why haven’t you replied?

Maybe, I should give him some space. 12 impress your crush

13. How could anyone dump you? You’re such an amazing guy.

I think I should just let bygones be bygones.

14. My ex-boyfriend used to…..

Please pretend that I never made that comparison.

15. Have you gained some weight since the last time we met?

Maybe I was a bit insensitive. I should compliment him the next time. 15 impress your crush

16. I like what you’re wearing, but you looked much better in that tee you wore last weekend.

Okay, it was a slip of the tongue. I equally like the one that you’re wearing now too!

17. If my parents met you, they’d fall in love with you!

Well, that escalated quickly.

18. OMG! We have so many mutual friends on Facebook..

Great! Now he thinks I stalk him. #Facepalm 18 impress your crush

19. What? You’re friends with him? I really don’t like the guy.

Should have done my research better. They’re best friends, shit!

20.  You’re too good for me.

Oh sh*t! I think I just dug my own grave. GIFs: Tumblr, Giphy