We’ve already told you what us guys really think the first time they have sex. Which is why we thought is was only fair to try and explain exactly goes on in our heads (no pun intended) when we get our first blow job. And trust us, ladies, it’s not all the same stuff. See for yourself!
1. Is this…really happening?
2. Wait, no REALLY? F*CK!
3. I hope I’m wearing decent underwear, I really can’t remember right now.
4. Whoaaaaa. This is the BEST thing ever.
5. No, I mean, sex is awesome, but this is just… WOW.
6. My life was incomplete before this.
7. Should I have trimmed? Damn, I totally should have.
8. I was SO not expecting this. But I am so happy right now I could cry.
9. Damn it, I wanna see her face, but I can only see her hair.
10. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. No teeth, no teeth. Okay.
11. Can I hold her head and…move it? Will that be okay? Or too much?
12. Oh my god, I’m so close, should I tell her?
13. What is the etiquette for this? Should I tap her shoulder? Her head?
14. Maybe I should just tell her? Obviously she can’t talk, but she can hear!
15. Why is she stopping, no, no, please don’t stop. How I do I get her to keep going?
16. I never wanted this to end… How do I convince her to do this again…soon?
17. I think I will remember this moment for the rest of my life.
