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10 Things You’ll ONLY Get If You Have Small Boobs & A Big Butt!

Ladies, boobs and butts come in all shapes and sizes. Some big, some small, some in sizes that no one remarks on in any way at all. But there are a few peculiar challenges that come with being a girl with small boobs and a big butt! Here are a few of them…

1. The ‘how come you’re taking up so much space?’ problem...


That awkward moment when people glance at your torso, decide to invite you to squeeze into the that narrow space on the car/ auto/ metro seat, and then be all like ‘WOW you have big hips’.

2. The quest for tops with side slits is one that you’ve been on all too often.


‘Coz, obvs, what fits perfectly across the chest is just too tight at hip level and bunches up around your tummy. This is possibly why you may have a very large number of kurtis.

3. Every time you spot a fashion story about ‘pear-shaped bodies’, you can’t help but click…


Only to find that they’re pretty much all telling you what you know: ‘Wear clothes that hug you at the right places.’ BUT WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE CLOTHES, DAMMIT?!

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4. And size does matter.


Never mind if you’re actually an S or an XS size, your bum automatically pushes you 1 or even 2 sizes up. So you’re basically left with a dress that’s super fitted at the bottom and things aren’t the same waist upward. *Makes a dash from Zara, straight to the local tailor*

5. So you’re the queen of DIY lingerie sets!


You HAVE to spoil lingerie sets at the store because the panties clipped along with a 32A cup size bra are more like thongs for you.

6. You wonder if your crush is a boob guy or an ass guy.


If he’s a boob guy, your love dies somewhat.

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7. You've sometimes looked at yourself in the mirror and wondered if you could magic some mass up from your hips to your chest.


That really would be bloody convenient!

8. You wish everyone wasn’t quite so obsessed with ‘athletic’ or ‘hourglass’ frames and more celebs had figures like yours.


Hey, judges of what’s ‘beautiful’ and what’s not - I’m pretty perfect too, okay?

9. You’re a total diva on the dance floor, though.


No boob jiggle, and a booty to shake - that’s WAY better than how other girls have it!!

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10. And even if you hate rap, you probably know the lyrics to ‘Baby Got Back’.


‘I like big butts and I cannot lie…’ HELL YES.

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Published on Nov 05, 2016
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