11 Lies You Tell Your Mom… That She Never, Ever Believes!
There's a good reason why they say that mother knows everything. She's known you since nine months before you were born, so the minute a lie comes out of your mouth, the lie buzzer will go off in her head. Especially when it's one of these lies! Here are 11 lies your mother will find out, and every time you tell her, she’s never going to believe you!
1. "We're just friends, ma!"
Hah. But she knows that your expression when you are with him doesn't say that. And why don't you blush like that with your other friends? Eh?
2. "But the whole gang is going!"
Even if you are on an official expedition to the moon, your mum will want to know the name, telephone numbers, addresses of the fellow travellers and their neighbours numbers… just in case. So don't even dream that you'll get away with this one!
3. "I didn't bunk class, the teacher marked me absent!"
And then your newly washed jeans come back - along with the movie tickets you had forgotten in the pocket and that's when you'll know that she knows!