My favourite bra is the best bra in the whole world! It’s a cute comfy padded black one, and I have many fond memories in it. I still remember the first time I laid my eyes on it, I just knew that we were a match made in heaven. And when I tried it on… Oh my god! It was like my soulmate, it was perfect, designed just for me! Must have happened with you too, when you look at someone and your heart starts beating faster and you know that your life will never be the same again. That is what happened to me when I saw Blackie (let’s just call it that) for the first time. Okay, I don’t want to sound like Rebecca Bloomwood from Confessions Of A Shopaholic, but this is what true love does to you.
I love it for many reasons. It doesn’t want me to change, it goes well under every outfit, it makes me feel more comfortable, more confident, more amazing… Really, if this isn’t true love, tell me what is? I just want to thank Blackie for always being there with me. We have made it through tough times – times when I wore a white top, times when it rained, times when I wore an off-shoulder top, but that’s the thing I love about it – it NEVER complains! So here goes…
Dear Blackie,
Thank you for the times you were so comfy that I could even sleep in you! Thank you for the times when the only “good” thing in my life was YOU. You have always been there for me, close to my heart (literally), without any complaints. Thank you for holding tight onto me.
Ah! How can I forget those awful moments when I have to give you away for a wash. But you know what? Even then I keep thinking about you. I keep waiting for you to come back to me so that we can be together and make more memories! Okay, yeah I admit it! I don’t like wearing bras, just like most other girls. But it’s different with you. You never hurt me, you are always too comfy and too nice for me to crib about. You’re different baby, you’re not like the others!
I don’t know why, but for some reason, other bras I own have something against me – they crush my body, my soul. They make me irritated and uncomfortable. But, you (oh, you!) just make my day better and my life happier! You must have been made by angels and fairies.
Thank you, Blackie, my favourite bra.
Love,
Me
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