We know our twins are a pretty sight, but unless we’ve given you special permission to do so, you can’t stare at them. You’d think guys would get this one simple, unsaid rule, right? Unfortunately, some of them don’t. Here’s a list curated specially for creeps who unabashedly stare at our boobs, and need to be told to stop. Go ahead girls, use these comebacks, as frequently as you want:
1. Hi, I am up here.
2. No, they don’t magically grow if you stare at them creepily. Thanks for trying, though.
3. Were you successful? With what, you ask? Oh, I am sorry, I thought you were practising your X-ray vision in trying to look past my shirt.