13 CRAZY Things People Say If You Suddenly Wear Lipstick!
Sneha ManandharLifestyle Writer
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There are two types of girls in the world - ones who love lipstick and the ones who just swear by lip balm and will do so for the rest of their lives. However, when the second kind does decide to sport some lipstick on a certain day, the world has a few things to say about it.
1. “Aww, you finally look like a lady”
Why, thank you very much. Maybe you should put on some manners and you will start looking like a human being.
2. “Oh my God, you’re going on a date! Aren’t you?”
Why, yes! How did you know? The only reason I felt like applying lipstick on today is just so I could impress a guy.
3. “Did you get a promotion?”
How utterly wonderful of you to think so highly of me. Yes, I did get a promotion (not). How on earth would I be able to afford this lipstick otherwise?