The world is ever changing and along with it, the very language that we speak. If you want to keep up with what’s happening in the texting world, then you should totally learn these words. Especially if you want to be on top of your texting game!
A person’s friend/wingman/best friend/sidekick who calls for the driver on behalf of his/her friend. Most of the time, because person A is too drunk to form a message or call the driver.
Example - "No, it wasn’t Sheetal who called. She has her own textretary now."
Basically sending out flirty messages without giving any hints of any sort of need for commitment.
Example - "Hey, do you wanna come and crash at my place tonight? You’ll have to leave early tomorrow morning though, I have to take my dog to the vet."
Not an actual word but made out of letters placed close together in the qwerty keyboard, this is just a word that shows discontent about something.
Example - "I have just about had it with that delivery boy and will not tolerate any of this sassafrassa anymore."
Some form of a ninja, who has mastered the art of instant messaging.
Example - "I am the Karina of the texting world. Muhaha!"