Even though we both have flaws and are far from perfect, we love each other and neither of us have a doubt about this, right? And while I know you are super awesome and I feel lucky to have you by my side, here is why you ought to feel like you have the coolest girlfriend ever! *grin*
Love,
Me.
1. I can totally chill with you on the same couch… Without speaking a word!
You can play your video games, while I put on my headphones and watch Friends for the umpteenth time!
2. I do not bring up dead and buried issues!
Because one, I don’t remember them myself and two, why have the same fight all over again?
3. I do not check your phone or your Facebook account… And I do not intend to!
Because, hello? I have people yelling at me for not checking my own Facebook and Whatsapp enough to reply to their messages.
4. I don’t bother you with incessant calls on your guys night out!
Either I am at my own girls night out, or I am sleeping. Neither of these cannot be compromised! Nope.
9. I do not insist on holding hands throughout the movie!
It’s romantic...Yes. But just for about 10 minutes. After that it’s just plain uncomfy - especially if my hands get sweaty and I really just want to eat the popcorn.
10. I do not go a tad bit crazy when you don’t take my calls.
Because I can totally imagine you dozed off on your couch and drooling over the cushion. I know you will call me when you are back to Earth!
11. I am totally cool with you going out with me in your PJs