10 Questions Girls Have About A Guy’s Penis! *Laughing So Hard*
Some of you might be quite pleasantly surprised to learn that we are just as curious about your private parts and interested in knowing about them, as you often are about ours. In fact, we have a few questions about how your penis works. Would you be so kind to clear our doubts?
People Without A Penis, Everywhere
1. Don’t you feel weird about something just hanging and lounging about in your pants, all day?
Such a distraction, don’t you think?
2. Does it um, float in water?
We can’t really make out anything in your tight, tight swimming shorts. Not that we are going to stare at you in a creepy manner when you are in your shorts. #JustSaying
3. How weird is it when you’re um, turned on - and that there’s proof for everyone in the room to see?
Dude, we’ve seen the proof. And that look on your face too! :p
4. There’s hardly any space for the poor guy to stand up, when he is suddenly attentive, and you’re wearing tight pants…