As awesome as it is for you ladies (we hope it is - we do try our best, you know), going down on a girl is pretty fun for us guys too. But since it’s the ONE thing we do in the bedroom that allows us pretty much no scope to actually speak, our brains can go into overdrive! If you’ve ever wondered what actually goes on in a guy’s mind when he’s going down on a girl, here’s a sampler. ;-)
1. I hope my stubble is not too bristly.
2. Damn, I shouldn't have eaten extra hot Thai just before.
3. What if I can't find her G-spot?
4. Should I use my fingers?!
5. Let me start with one...
6. Scissoring, hammering, or screwdriver? Should I try all three?
7. Damn, I can't see her face - I can't tell if that's a pleasure sound or a pain one.