Here are 10 things brides say on their wedding day, but that’s not what they really mean ;) With all the tamasha that comes with a shaadi, we can’t really blame them!
Sabyasachi (replica) lehenga from Chandni Chowk!
1. Thanks, it’s a Sabyasachi lehenga
I still feel I should’ve invited that colleague instead. But, mom wouldn’t miss out on inviting anyone from her kitty party group.
2. Thank you so much for coming aunty!
3. Awww...your daughter is soo cute
But maybe my wedding function is not the best place to let your kid run wild?
I was actually hoping for a shagun ka lifafa instead of this regifted toaster.
4. Iski kya zaroorat thi aunty, we said ‘no gifts’
Just give as much as I told you earlier. My sisters have already negotiated this with me!
5. It’s your wish, jitna dena hai de do (to husband during joota chupai)
Men’s shaadiwali sherwanis are beyond help. Bola tha na don’t bling it up too much!
6. Your sherwani is perfect. You look amazing!
Hmmm... *zoned out*
7. Main vachan leti hoon (during the pheras)
8. Don’t worry, I’m fine (when someone offers food, water, or just a helping hand)
No, I’m not! I’m so not fine in this 5 kg lehenga and layers of makeup and heavy jewellery. I just wanna go to bed.
9. No, no, it’s not that cold today
Of course it is. I’m freezing...brrrr...brrrrr...but a shawl will spoil my ‘look’.
10. You danced sooo well at the sangeet!
Really, itna excitement?! Shaadi toh meri hai!
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Published on Dec 22, 2015