10 Things You’ll Get If Your Boobs Just. Won’t. Behave!!
I love you and all, and you definitely make me look like a bombshell when I want you to, but sometimes (or, more like, all the time!) you just don't know how to behave yourselves! So here's what I have to say about that!
The girl who is tired of your tantrums.
1. Would you stop bouncing already? It's only a staircase, not a trampoline.
2. Are you seriously still growing? More new bras, great!
3. Wait, did you just randomly decide to shrink?! Ugh, MORE new bras.
4. MAKE UP YOUR MIND. I can't keep spending all my money on new bras and then not wear them.
5. Um, why are my nipples erect, it's not even that cold!
6. Oh and thanks, nipples, you make it completely impossible for me to wear a non padded bra.
7. Why, God, why would you make me have to use a tweezer in that area?!
8. *Gasp* Are you sagging already? Oh no, why couldn't you be the ones to defy gravity!
9. Do you have to be so sensitive? I'm the one who is PMS-ing, not you!
10. Is this all just revenge for sending you to boob jail every day? I KNEW IT!
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Published on Nov 9, 2015