10 Things You’ll Get If Your Boobs Just. Won’t. Behave!! | POPxo

10 Things You’ll Get If Your Boobs Just. Won’t. Behave!!

Natasha Vazirani

Guest Contributor

Dear boobs,

I love you and all, and you definitely make me look like a bombshell when I want you to, but sometimes (or, more like, all the time!) you just don't know how to behave yourselves! So here's what I have to say about that!

With love,

The girl who is tired of your tantrums.

1. Would you stop bouncing already? It's only a staircase, not a trampoline.

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2. Are you seriously still growing? More new bras, great!

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3. Wait, did you just randomly decide to shrink?! Ugh, MORE new bras.

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4. MAKE UP YOUR MIND. I can't keep spending all my money on new bras and then not wear them.

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5. Um, why are my nipples erect, it's not even that cold!

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6. Oh and thanks, nipples, you make it completely impossible for me to wear a non padded bra.

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7. Why, God, why would you make me have to use a tweezer in that area?!

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8. *Gasp* Are you sagging already? Oh no, why couldn't you be the ones to defy gravity!

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9. Do you have to be so sensitive? I'm the one who is PMS-ing, not you!

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10. Is this all just revenge for sending you to boob jail every day? I KNEW IT!

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Published on Nov 09, 2015
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