Dear Fawad Khan,
I may be slightly in love with you. Actually, I am definitely in love with you. And it is criminal neglect on your part to appear to me only in Khoobsurat and on Zindagi. Can you please hurry up and make more movies already? Because even if I can’t have you, I do want more of you…
1. The day I discovered that you’re not only married but have kids too…
WORST. DAY. EVER.
2. Why did you shave off your beard that time?
I felt so betrayed! I had to wait FIVE days for new sexy-stubble pictures of you. I like men with a beard...keep it!!
3. One look at you can make my day so much better.
Even if it's on my computer screen.
4. You're the reason I started watching television with my mom again
I actually made excuses to leave work and get home in time to stare at you on screen and sigh...
5. Sometimes I worry that YOU might be the reason that my mum and I might have a falling out...
Thank goodness you’re only on TV. I would not want to physically fight my mother for you if you actually showed up at our house.
6. You definitely look so fanciable in formal attire. Can we see more of that?
Not for you, that silly jeans and T-shirt look. I will take you in a jacket any day.
7. I dream about your voice.
Sometimes I wake up hearing you say my name. It is much nicer than my alarm clock.
8. I may or may not have a real-life boyfriend…
But for you I will always be single.
9. And those future husband goals...
The benchmark is set now. Sigh! Will someone be able to meet that?