Much as we love our boys, there's no denying that sometimes they drive us up the wall. With their texts. As affectionate - and expressive - as they may be in person, it seems like typing is a skill they haven't really mastered. Forget a full sentence, sometimes even extracting a full word seems as difficult as trying to extract water from stone. While most of the time we are okay with this, sometimes we NEED more! Be advised, boyfriends, that all too often you make us go WTF with your texts!!
In response to a text from me saying: “Missing you. Come back soon.” Fine, then. DON'T come back.
When I ask if we are meeting for dinner. Thanks for the enthusiasm, man.
When I told you about the HORRIBLE day I’d had at work. Good to know I amuse you so.
4. “It was fine”
When I ask you how your day was, after not having spoken to you for two days. Umm... That’s it?!
5. “It’s okay”
After I’m done ranting about a fight with my mom. It’s NOT okay!
6. "Babe, chill."
When I've told you about being sick, the cook not showing up, the AC breaking down and there being no water in the taps - ALL at the same time. That reply definitely makes me feel very chilly towards you.
After I tell you about feeling low and needing a hug. Very sure of yourself, aren't you?
When I send you an enthusiastic message about what an amazing time I had last night! Take care of your own orgasms all by yourself, why don't you?!
When I send a super-sweet goodnight text. That’s ALL you have to say in return?! Guess who’s getting the silent treatment tomorrow?
10. “What’s wrong?”
After I’ve told you exactly why I’ve been moody and cranky all day. I JUST told you what’s wrong! Now you’ve made it worse. Pay. Attention.
When I ask you what’s on your mind 'coz I can clearly see you are troubled. You can open up and share your feelings and insecurities with me, you don’t have to be “Iron Man” all the time!!!