“Who’s That Girl?!” Things We ALL Think While Stalking The Ex | POPxo

“Who’s That Girl?!” Things We ALL Think While Stalking The Ex

POPxo Team

POPxo Team

Let’s face it, we’ve all secretly stalked our exes (at least once) on Facebook. It’s not just because we miss having them around, we’re also curious to know what’s been up in their lives without us being in the picture - i.e., profile picture! If you know know what we’re talking about, here are 31 thoughts you’ll totally find yourself nodding along to!

1. I wonder how What’s-His-Name is…

ex 1, “Who’s That Girl?!” Things We ALL Think While Stalking The Ex | POPxo, stalking your ex

2. Hmm, I haven’t even said his name out loud in so long. Let me just quickly see what he’s up to.

3. I mean, it is totally harmless, obviously. Not like I’m still into him.

ex 3, “Who’s That Girl?!” Things We ALL Think While Stalking The Ex | POPxo, stalking your ex

4. OMG, have I seriously forgotten how to spell his name right?! Was it a W or an O in his surname?

5. Wow, I really am SO over him. *Woohoo*

ex 5, “Who’s That Girl?!” Things We ALL Think While Stalking The Ex | POPxo, stalking your ex

6. Why on earth does he look so happy in all those pictures?

7. Is he really happier after the breakup?!

ex 7, “Who’s That Girl?!” Things We ALL Think While Stalking The Ex | POPxo, stalking your ex

8. Does he look lean? Whaaat … Has he started working out - NOW?

9. Well, I am quite fit too, but why does he have to smile all the time, jeez!

stalking your ex, “Who’s That Girl?!” Things We ALL Think While Stalking The Ex | POPxo, stalking your ex

10. Who are all these new people he’s suddenly best friends with?

11. “Those were the best days of my life!”  Could that status be for me?

ex 11, “Who’s That Girl?!” Things We ALL Think While Stalking The Ex | POPxo, stalking your ex

12. And who is this girl who keeps tagging him and basically sticking to him in every single picture he is ever tagged in?

13. WAIT, is this the same girl he always said he was “just friends” with when we were together?

Stalking your ex 13, “Who’s That Girl?!” Things We ALL Think While Stalking The Ex | POPxo, stalking your ex

14. Okay ,no, never mind, different girl.

15. She’s pretty, but whatever!

Stalking ex 15, “Who’s That Girl?!” Things We ALL Think While Stalking The Ex | POPxo, stalking your ex

16. How does it even matter?

17. I wonder if this is what Facebook was invented for?

Stalking ex 17, “Who’s That Girl?!” Things We ALL Think While Stalking The Ex | POPxo, stalking your ex

18. Let me just check what his brother’s up to, maybe there are some more not-tagged pics of him there.

19. I wonder if he stalks me? Actually, I bet he secretly does!

stalking your ex  19, “Who’s That Girl?!” Things We ALL Think While Stalking The Ex | POPxo, stalking your ex

20. I wonder if his new girlfriend’s profile is private or not?

21. Yes, It’s not! I’m going to stalk her too!

stalking 21, “Who’s That Girl?!” Things We ALL Think While Stalking The Ex | POPxo, stalking your ex

22. What! 300 likes and still counting on her Facebook profile pic?

23. Wait, wait let me get onto Instagram - shit just got real, yo!

stalking 23, “Who’s That Girl?!” Things We ALL Think While Stalking The Ex | POPxo, stalking your ex

24. Bingo, tagged pictures.

25. Hmm, she’s not even THAT pretty!

25, “Who’s That Girl?!” Things We ALL Think While Stalking The Ex | POPxo, stalking your ex

26. Maybe she has a killer personality.

27. I should change my profile picture to something hot to see how many likes I get.

27, “Who’s That Girl?!” Things We ALL Think While Stalking The Ex | POPxo, stalking your ex

28. And “casually” message my besties to make sure they get it up to a nice 15, 16 likes to get the ball rolling!

29. I’m glad we broke up, to be honest. He’s so not my type, now that I think about it.

29, “Who’s That Girl?!” Things We ALL Think While Stalking The Ex | POPxo, stalking your ex

30. I’ll keep him on my friends’ list, though…just in case I want to stalk him again next week - LOL!

31. You know how it is, Haters Gonna Hate and Stalkers Gonna Stalk! Not - Even - Sorry :-D

31, “Who’s That Girl?!” Things We ALL Think While Stalking The Ex | POPxo, stalking your ex

GIFs: Tumblr

MUST-READ: 29 Crazy Thoughts We ALL Have When He Doesn’t Text Back!

MUST-READ: *FAINTS* 19 Thoughts Every Girl Has When She Sees A Cute Guy!
Published on Jul 15, 2015
Save
Sign in to read more
home messages notifications search hamburger menu
POPxo uses cookies to ensure you get the best experience on our website More info

Discuss things safely!

Sign in to POPxo World

India’s largest platform for women

Start a poll Ask a question