You’d think a compliment would make a woman’s day. Well, it would, only if you do it just right! Yes, compliments too are tricky sometimes – like it or not, you have to think them through. One wrong sentence, and BOOM! These 10 things – which pretty much all of us have heard – DEFINITELY do not make us feel special!
1. I love the fact that you’re so easy to please.
Uh, are you saying I have no standards?
2. Wow! That dress makes you look so slim.
Are you calling me otherwise-fat?
3. You’re as pretty as my ex-girlfriend.
You did NOT just say that!
4. You’re way cooler than your girlfriends.
Thanks for telling me that you think the people I value are boring.
5. Nice ass!
Hey, man. That’s not a compliment – that’s verbal harassment.
6. You’re so amazing! How are you still single?
That’s because I think my Prince Charming got drunk and passed out on his way over. 🙂
7. You’re so smart for a girl!
Hardcore Chauvinist Alert!
8. I love your hair today!
So you’re basically saying it looks like sh*t every other day?
9. You cook so well! You’d make a great wife!
Thanks for the information, but that’s not the only thing I intend to do with my life. 🙂
10. You remind me of my mom!
Thanks! I love being told I don’t have unique personality!
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