#Umm: 21 Thoughts We've All Had About “Sexy” Lingerie!

#Umm: 21 Thoughts We've All Had About “Sexy” Lingerie!
Whether you’re just trying it or actually thinking about buying it, staring “sexy” lingerie in the face can sometimes be a totally surreal experience. It’s not that we don’t get the need for them - well, hello, who doesn’t want to feel oh-so-sexy?! - sometimes we just don’t get the items themselves! From how exactly do we wear them, to are they even covering anything, here are a few thoughts that all of us have had about “sexy” undies!

1. Um, is that all? Where is the rest of it?

2. WHAT? 4000 bucks for a piece of fabric smaller than my palm? UGH.

3. Okay. These stick-on bra cups look like uncooked chicken breasts.

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4. How exactly do I wear this? Can’t figure out what goes where!

5. This multipurpose bra - is one of the purposes “Confuse The Wearer”?

6. Okay, this is just making me blush. Is it not suppose to cover ANYTHING?!

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7. Where did the “garment” part of this undergarment go?

8. It’s not cloth if it’s all SHEER!

9. Oh God, why did I ever think that gluing something onto my nipples was anything but a horrible idea??

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10. Why did I never learn to crochet? Could have saved myself 6,000 bucks!!

11. There is NO way that this is going to provide any support whatsoever.

12. Okay, I feel like if I buy this I’m going to end up dressed like a half-covered mummy. Or maybe quarter.

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13. Jeez. This was supposed to be a push-up bra - not a push-my-boobs-into-my-chin bra.

14. I feel like if I breathe I might spill out!

15. Why is this called a teddy? I feel like I’m violating the memory of my childhood toys.

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16. How do people walk when they wear this?

17. This is so pretty, but I feel like I’m going to get a rash.

18. Hmm, garters. It’s like suspenders, but I wear them inside.

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19. This G-string is the spawn of the devil. Why did I let myself believe that giving myself a wedgie is a good idea?

20. (Half an hour later) OMG, it BURNS!!!

21. I have lace in a place where lace just shouldn’t be. I feel like I should apologize to lace.

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