sometimes our guys just have to deal with the fact that they, for the moment, are kinda in the background. Here are 13 times that our men need to check it before they wreck it
, and accept that we have other sh*t to do!
1. Eating chuski. Or any other form of frozen goodies.
It requires concentration, okay? Besides, ice cream melts. A man doesn’t.
2. Parlour time
Listen up, yo. It’s not just about beautifying ourselves - it’s about being PAMPERED. And I can’t text you back while I’m getting my nails done! DUH.
3. When your bestie calls or texts
No, really, it doesn’t matter if all she needs is to vent about her cramps, it’s URGENT.
4. When Fawad Khan is on screen
No, boyfriend, no, don’t try talking to me now. You’re cute, yes, but not THAT cute.
5. When there is food on the table
HELLO. So you see the fries and fried chicken in front of me?! Do not try and distract me right now. This is important.
6. When you’re at work
I love you. But this is not a class I want to bunk. I actually have work that I enjoy. And a boss who can see me!
7. When a new episode of Pretty Little Liars comes out...
No, I cannot wait till after I talk to you to watch it! I NEED to know what A did today!
8. When an old friend is in town for a day
Two’s company and three’s a crowd - so, see ya tomorrow!
9. When you’re planning your dream wedding on Pinterest
Listeeen, I might
want to marry you, but THIS ain’t about you. So go away now.
10. When you’re on the Xbox
You had your session in peace, now sit back and let me play FIFA. And your turn to call the pizza guy, okay?
11. Ladies night
It’s about ME, getting drunk, with MY friends. Please go and have a boys’ night out or something.
12. When your parents offer to take you shopping
This does NOT happen very often, so I have to cherish every moment, going to the mall now, okaybye.
13. When you’re trying to sleep
Please leave me alone right now, I promise you THAT thing when I wake up!
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There are some things that take priority in this world, even though they may seem trivial to our other halves! Whether it’s the latest episode of our favourite TV show, or catch-up time with an old, old friend -
Published on Jun 18, 2015