So, you met at a girl at a party and really liked her. You had fun talking to her. You exchanged numbers. Then you guys got chatting via texts. And then, suddenly, BAM – complete radio silence. She NEVER replied to your last text. Not even after you asked her why. Not even when you sent her a FB message and tried adding her as a friend. Well, my friend, no, she isn’t playing really hard to get. Chances are you came on a wee bit too strong – and possibly creeped her out. If you’ve been the sender of any of these texts, then here’s why she didn’t reply.
1. Shall I come over to your place sometime?
Without me having invited you? NO.
2. I was checking out your Facebook list – your friends are quite hot! 😉
Not running a matchmaking service here.
3. Oh. That’s what you do?
Yes, I do. You got a problem with that? Actually, forget it, let me just end this conversation here and get back to work.
4. So, what’s your address?
Dude, stalker much?! How would you feel if some complete stranger asked for YOUR address?
5. Wow, you’re quite a party girl. I’m not sure you should drink so much.
Oh dear, I better stop talking to you right now and head to an AA meeting.
6. I lyk yr Instgrm px
I like people who know their vowels and can speak in complete sentences.
7. [Image attachment. CENSORED.]
A picture of your junk is NOT what I wanted to see in the middle of the day. Especially since I didn’t ask for it.
8. Hey, I got some time before I have to go to a party, want to hang until then?
Oh, I’m sorry, did you get confused and think I’m a pit-stop?
9. You work too much. You should chill.
You talk too much. You should shut up.
10. Nah, I don’t really follow the news.
Yeah, ignorance is such a turn-on.
11. You girls have it so easy.
Yeah! It’s so easy for us to stop texting!
12. I don’t like [enter name of community].
I don’t like racists.
13. Well, I’m mostly single. I mean, my girlfriend’s out of town right now. And we’re kind of taking a break.
Dude, just listen to what you’re saying.
14. You have too many guy friends.
Get the f*** out of here.
15. I don’t think women should…
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
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