Some drink to enjoy, while others drink to get drunk. With drunken December gone by in a blur, we’re sure you met all these kinds of drunks at parties. We decided to pick our fave few for you. Needless to say, feel free to add to the list!
Alcohol acts like an aphrodisiac for some people. Yes, we are talking about those who can’t keep their urges down after four drinks.
We have all been this person at least once in our lives. High spirits kindled by potent spirits, which makes one rule the dance floor. And let’s not talk about the moves. They should definitely go up on the Boogie Woogie Wall of Fame.
From why his/her partner abandoned them to how much s/he loves you guys, anything - happy or sad - can trigger those waterworks for the overly emotional drunk.
If you yell out “Brawl”, he’ll be the first to respond. Actually, he would be the one who started the brawl.
This guy believes he was born with the right to approach each and every woman present at the party and put on his so-called killer moves. Sleazy is his middle name!
Even when they’re tipsy, they’re always finding ways to mentally crack a brief in their heads. All they do is talk about work, work and more work. We get that’s the only thing that’s happening in their lives, but why not save that extra gyaan for tomorrow's presentation?
Whatever he or she did not get to do during their “rebellious teenager” phase, they want to do it all now. Screaming loudly to get people’s attention, throwing water-filled condoms down from the balcony, jumping up on the table and dancing, trying to get people to go for a midnight joyride… Dude/girl, GROW UP.
All hell breaks loose from the second these already-intoxicated guests enter the party. Everything gets noisier, they even break a glass or two, before going back to sipping from their hip flasks.
If they’re not at their table, there’s only one place to find them. Yes, in the loo! Since they suck at handling their drinks, they always land up being there.
The person who gets high on Club Soda just to keep up with the rest.
The one who gets drunk and depressed, and then talks about such depressing stuff that everyone else gets depressed.
Some people are never meant to marry. But then they do get married and all hell breaks loose. When they start drinking, boy, is it difficult to get two smiles out of such guys! Constantly complaining about monogamy, their eyes scan the room for PYTs as they crib about how difficult being married is.
There’s always that one guy who starts lecturing everyone else about world politics and the frightful state of the economy once he is a few drinks down. “Where are the achchhe din? The nation wants to know!”
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