Kate Hudson taught us how easy it is to lose a guy in ten days. That was 12 years ago. In the age of Snapchat and blue ticks, we bring you twenty brand-new ways to cut someone loose! If you’re dating someone you can’t get rid of, feel free to use these lines liberally...
1. Boy’s night?! Ooooh - can I come? Please! *Batting eyelashes*
2. My ex had an amazing body.
3. Don’t you think our babies should have your eyes, my nose, your lips, my hair?
4. Is that all you make?
5. I only travel business class - if first is full.
6. OMG, are you still a virgin?
7. Is your mother always that rude?
8. Wow, your friend is really hot!
9. On a date: “I can’t go there, I only eat at five-stars.”
10. In bed: “Oh… that’ll work.” A bit later, still in bed: “Hey, are you done?”
11. Jaan, it’s been 10 minutes since you texted me!
12. I think you need to lose weight.
13. That’s your best friend?!
14. Baby, can you fire your female secretary and hire a man instead?
15. Let’s get a pet together! I love the dog Paris Hilton has!
16. You can’t watch the match, Pretty Little Liars is on TV.
17. I made us matching T-shirts, we should wear them to dinner with your friends.
18. We should totally have a joint Facebook account!
19. Hey, did you change your Gmail password?