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How to Lose a Guy in 20 Sentences!

Kate Hudson taught us how easy it is to lose a guy in ten days. That was 12 years ago. In the age of Snapchat and blue ticks, we bring you twenty brand-new ways to cut someone loose! If you’re dating someone you can’t get rid of, feel free to use these lines liberally...


1. Boy’s night?! Ooooh - can I come? Please! *Batting eyelashes*


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2. My ex had an amazing body.


3. Don’t you think our babies should have your eyes, my nose, your lips, my hair?


4. Is that all you make?


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5. I only travel business class - if first is full.


6. OMG, are you still a virgin?


7. Is your mother always that rude?


8. Wow, your friend is really hot!


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9. On a date: “I can’t go there, I only eat at five-stars.”


10. In bed: “Oh… that’ll work.”  A bit later, still in bed: “Hey, are you done?


11. Jaan, it’s been 10 minutes since you texted me!


12. I think you need to lose weight.


13. That’s your best friend?!


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14. Baby, can you fire your female secretary and hire a man instead?


15. Let’s get a pet together! I love the dog Paris Hilton has!


16. You can’t watch the match, Pretty Little Liars is on TV.


17. I made us matching T-shirts, we should wear them to dinner with your friends.


18. We should totally have a joint Facebook account!


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19. Hey, did you change your Gmail password?


20. Honey, can you take that photo again? *For the 20th time*

GIFs: Giphy

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Published on Jan 27, 2015
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