All the non-vegetarians of India are up in arms, because everyone’s fave cooking show, MasterChef India, has just decided to go veg this season. The HORROR! But meat-eating folks, take a deep breath and calm down a bit - it’s not such a big deal. People are still competing, and you still get to watch the show and not eat any of the food they cook - the same as before. Think instead about our vegetarian friends, who are, always, ALWAYS picked on for choosing to eat “ghaas-phoos”. Today we give you a list of things vegetarians are tired of hearing.
I don't think so.
Thanks, but no thanks.
Better to eat rabbit food than have a rabbit brain.
So would you right now, if we were not restraining ourselves.
Hey, guys, meet this amazing protein source we’ve just discovered - it’s called daal.
See point 3.
That's okay, because we can't date people who are intolerant.
What do you look forward to in life? Being silly?
Thanks. Could not have lived without your validation.
Bengalis, we are looking at you!
We starve ourselves.
You're so funny. NOT.
You don't say.
Shut up, folks, it’s only cute when Meg Ryan does that.
That's not called vegetarianism. It's called hypocrisy.
Okay, bye, have a nice life.
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