You've heard this one, right? "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"? Well, the last person you ever want to pick a fight with in the whole universe is your girl. And unlike regular warfare, her weapon of choice is often her razor sharp tongue. If your girl has recently used any of these phrases, she’s definitely mad at you!
You know better than to do it - unless you want to start a full-blown war.
Don’t ignore her. Sit her down and ask her gently if you can help her with what's troubling her.
Yes, women are good at remembering stuff. And they won’t hesitate to bring them up to prove a point.
You better not be! Cut back on the smiles and put on your most mournful face.
And you know nothing is going to be fine for the rest of eternity - or at least till you’ve made it up to her.
She means that you have the emotional and intellectual range of a teaspoon.
That one letter reply to a text has the potential to ruin your entire day!
This means that the issue has been discussed and dissected by her girl gang. Tough luck! No more justifying your stance. The only solution is switching to damage-control mode immediately.
The right answer is: “Darling, I love you more than life itself!”. Or a red velvet cupcake.
If you even hint that you’re fine with this, prepare for something hard to land on your head.
Run...run... Just sprint! Channel your inner Usain Bolt!
Oh boy! This means you need to perfect the art of leaving her alone for a while without making her feel ignored at the same time. Good luck!
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