Yes, we’re "bootylicious", and glad we have some junk in our trunk, but that doesn't mean it’s easy having a big butt! We've been called mean names, and finding clothes that fit us like a glove could be the next Mission Impossible movie. We give you the struggles of girls with big butts. (Shake that tooh nonetheless!)
1. You are rejoicing that 2014 was the year of the “big booty” and you are praying that 2015 follows suit. Thanks Kim K, for “Breaking the Internet”!
2. When people give you a small amount of space to squeeze into the backseat of the car or on a crowded couch - you know it’s going to end awkwardly.
3. People start playing" Anaconda" by Nicki Minaj as you walk past them. Grrr.
4. Most underwear fits like a thong - and you have a permanent wedgie. (Why can’t we all just go without?!)
5. Wearing heels is such a dilemma: they make your legs look awesome, but they also make your booty pop out a whole lot more.
6. You’re always sceptical when someone grazes your butt: “Is he a perv?” OR “Is it just the lack of space?”
7. People automatically expect you to start “twerking” at parties.
8. The thought of wearing mini skirts and short shorts fills you with dread and grief. And we are not even touching swimsuits.
9. Everything jiggles when you move.
10. You’ve struggled with trying out new clothes at the trial room. “Damn, NOTHING fits!” is your most common reaction.
11. You always feel awkward climbing up stairs when there’s someone walking behind you.
12. Shopping for jeans and pants is always a difficult task when you’re on the hunt for a pair that doesn't make your derriere look ginormous. And when you do find a pair that fits your ass perfectly, it’s inevitably loose at the waist.
13. You kinda worry constantly about knocking things over when you walk by.
14. The whole world has seen your butt crack. Life lesson learnt: Bending down in public is NOT a good idea.
21. You have gotten stuck in a chair, or broken one, at least once!
22. Your friends love smacking it. And people just assume that spanking is your preferred kink.
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